Karen Wants Her Twenty Dollars Back.
Karen got the wrong number and left this message on a receptionist’s phone who works for a large company.
Karen is angry.
This would only be a headline in New Zealand.
Katie was talking to me just now and said, “th’muhstud’uz gon’uff so I have to throw it away.” I had to ask her to repeat herself and then I sat there and thought about it for at least 5 whole seconds before realizing that what she said was, “the mustard has gone off.” I very very very rarely have trouble understanding her, but that was fucking insane. So kiwi. So so kiwi.